The Movie Jerks

Comedians JP Fournier and Shawn Gramiak take on the task of making people love the movies they hate... Or hate them more.

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Movie Jerks Blog 3# by Liam Leroux
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Movie Jerks Blog 3# by Liam Leroux
It’s 2019, welcome to another year of the future.  Bladerunner, I think this one is.  No replicants about, near as I can tell.So obviously, instead of writing a best of 2018 list I’ll be writing to you today about The Last Samurai, a film released in 2003 but which I only saw last month...
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Worst films of 2018 (that JP Fournier saw in 2018)
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Worst films of 2018 (that JP Fournier saw in 2018)
In past years, my methods of finding the worst films couldn’t be any more obvious. I searched through the lowest rated films of the year according to Rotten Tomatoes, Meta Critique, and IMDB. Along with films suggested by our listeners and movies I saw throughout the year, I cypher through them t...
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You might think I would have learned from last years flub up and have the Hallmark Movies completed by Christmas day. Nope. I had to cram in three Hallmark Christmas movies in 24 hours, while visiting with family and helping out around my parents place, getting it ready for Christmas. That is the...
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Something about the war on Christmas, it’s all a big Stinkpile
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Something about the war on Christmas, it’s all a big Stinkpile
Something about the war on Christmas, it’s all a big Stinkpileby Liam LerouxThe internet, being composed entirely from binary code, can be quantifiably divided into two camps. “The Right” who sincerely believe a war against Christmas is always on the march and they must vigorously and valiantly d...
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Christmas film and Hallmark Christmas film reviews 2018, Part 2
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Christmas film and Hallmark Christmas film reviews 2018, Part 2
So I have fallen behind on my Hallmark Christmas movie watching. So therefore the days will not match. I will be sure to pick up my pace and get more Hallmark films in to make the numbers match. In the meantime, here's a few quick reviews. Day 2Beethoven’s Christmas AdventureThe first thing that ...
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25 Christmas Movies in 25 Days (Plus 25 Hallmark Christmas Movies) Starts Today
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25 Christmas Movies in 25 Days (Plus 25 Hallmark Christmas Movies) Starts Today
Now that December is here, i can admit to watching Christmas films with out Holiday Police riding my ass. Like past Decembers, I shall be watching 25 Christmas films in 25 days I have never seen in the within the 24 days leading to Christmas, along side with 25 Hallmark Christmas movies I have ne...
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General Purpose Film Complaints, November 2018by Liam LerouxI had to switch off Red Sparrow, because the accents were rubbish.  Why is this still a thing in 2018?  Have you seen the Night Comes For Us? They use about 4 or 5 different languages, but when characters are speaking English i...
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Dedfest report, 2018By Liam LerouxGaspar Noe’s Climax is quite probably beyond my skill as a writer to describe.  A French dance collective accidentally drops too much acid in the mountains is inadequate to convey just how messy everything gets.  If this is not sufficient incentive to s...
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31 Days of Horror 2018 Completed
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31 Days of Horror 2018 Completed
This will wrap up my 31 Horrors in 31 Days. This year, one particular subgenre kept creeping its way into my list, one that has been burnt out by the end of the 31 days. Day 22Boo Two! A Madea HalloweenI cannot say I have seen a film with characters so poorly written, that I am starting to apprec...
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31 days of Horror week 2 and 3
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31 days of Horror week 2 and 3
I know it has taken me a while to get this out, but within this latest update is one of the worst films I have seen all year and one of the best. So let's get to it:Day 11Halloween Pussy Trap Kill KillUnable to live up to the fun title, “Halloween Pussy Trap Kill Kill” will disappoint those that ...
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