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The Cutting Room // It’s Always the End of the World Somewhere
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For those who don’t know (partly because I am particularly terrible at self promotion), I do an irregular column over at a site call The Beat about comic book retail. As you can probably guess, it is usually filled to the brim with finger-wagging at backwards looking comic shops and fans wh...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 137 // The World Is a Vampire (Moleman)
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In which we bid Devin adieu as we send him into the SEA… …of our gratitude. Also, it is his last episode for now. Sad faces all around! Well, it has come to this. The last episode of Miracle Day, and the last episode of Torchwood. It has been a ride. As Danica and Brandon … Cont...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 136 // Cat Butt in the Middle of the World
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Well, THAT took a turn. And that’s saying something… seeing how we’re still watching Torchwood. Folks, Brandon, Danica, and Devin are almost done with this run. It’s the home stretch! The second last episode – Torchwood: The Gathering. In which a bunch of nerds meet ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 135 // Return to Bananatown
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More Torchwood! Will Devin ever forgive us for making him watch these? WHO KNOWS. Torchwood keeps being Torchwood in the eighth episode of Miracle Day. Apparently, three old white dudes wanted to live forever and so now things are really bad because people are dumb and horrible. But don’t worry! ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 134 // Maintain the Thrust
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Thrust is a very important part of Torchwood. Very important. Danica, Brandon and Devin are still trying to make their way through Torchwood’s “Miracle Day”, and have arrived at episode seven, “Immortal Sins”. While Torchwood is usually a catalyst for (entertaining) ...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 131 // Bitches Get Snitches
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In which Devin has to moderate a domestic dispute. Welcome back to (WHY ARE WE DOING THIS) a full on, deep dive into Torchwood: Miracle Day, with your regular hosts, Danica and Brandon, and our irregular host, Devin R. Bruce. On this week’s show: “Escape to L.A.”! It’sR...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 130 // Getting Jacked
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In which FINALLY, all the weird sex and terrible relationships we’ve come to expect from Torchwood arrive! Welcome back to the sex house, babies! And the first and only episode we go out of our way to name check the man who put a seamless scene of butts together. Congrats, Michael N Knue &#...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 129 // Forget it Rex. It’s Banana Town.
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In which the world still has flip phones because OF COURSE THEY DO. Danica, Brandon and Devin are back for more Torchwood for some reason. In THIS episode (entitled “Rendition”) we attempt to remember Rex’s basic-ass American name, with diminishing results. Also! Evil instructio...
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Doctor Whooch // Episode 128 // 8 Shotguns and a Baby
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Hello ladies. Hello laddies. We’re BACK. Welcome to a very special season of Doctor Whooch, in which we dig into the final season of Torchwood (Miracle Day!) with a very special guest… Devin R. Bruce! He’s going to be here for all ten episodes and he’s very uncomfortable a...
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